What would you have guessed?

"Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish" (mrfist)
06/07/2017 at 23:27 • Filed to: None

Boom.

DISCUSSION (13)

shop-teacher > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
06/07/2017 at 23:32

I probably would’ve guessed a CR-V or some other CUV. Nearly every female coworker I have drives a midsize or small CUV.

Alfalfa > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
06/07/2017 at 23:39

Nailed it. You are so in.

Tripper > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
06/07/2017 at 23:40

I had a Red 2013 Jetta , for a short while. A friend of mine was always like “Dude you have to get rid of that car, I see you driving by often and I’m like, oh yea here comes a hottie! It’s fucking you every time.”

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Alfalfa
06/07/2017 at 23:46

Got turned down for the late night drive in the new car.

RallyWrench > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
06/07/2017 at 23:47

Yeah that’s about right. I run a German car shop in a college town, this is the joke.

smobgirl > shop-teacher
06/08/2017 at 00:34

For awhile there our office was guys = trucks and girls = hot hatches. Unfortunately the demographic has changed in the last 6-12 months.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
06/08/2017 at 00:38

If she has a lot of money and works in real estate or designing — a loaded Rubicon.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/08/2017 at 00:40

Four door w/ dual tops.

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/08/2017 at 02:04

Uncannily accurate.

shop-teacher > smobgirl
06/08/2017 at 03:42

Surprisingly, in the entire five years I’ve worked at that school, I’m the only staff member who drives a pickup truck. The guys mostly drive an array of “beige” cars (and the females who don’t drive some sort of CUV mostly drive some beige car), the ones who don’t have small CUVs. Our parking lot is remarkably boring. We have one staff member who drives a cool car, she’s got an Audi S5.

The most common make/model in our lot, is the three CX-5's. There were five Cobalts until this year, but only one remains. Two of the Cobalt drivers got different jobs, and two of them bought CX-5's.

Vicente Esteve > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/08/2017 at 07:56

*But not enough to buy the G-Wagen she ACTUALLY wants.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
06/09/2017 at 12:06

Brefas-drive?

Racin'Jason001 > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
06/19/2017 at 19:56

Hmm... 13% battery. Lucky you got the answer before the phone died.